Boy: Mujh se shadi karo gi........? 

Boy: Mujh se shadi karo gi........? 

Girl: Kia? 

Boy: Achi film hai na! 

Girl:Kuttay k bachay. 

Boy:What!!??

 Girl: Kitnay cute hotay hian na

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 956 views
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@…2 saal baad…@

Patni : Ab aap pehle jaise nahi rahe…

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